everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am available for nakedness
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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