Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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