Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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