Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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