non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
These tits shall not be calmed
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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