rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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