Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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