I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
third nipple confirmed
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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