i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The ass gains better be worth it
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