No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
wow bdsm is so cute
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