singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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