paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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