i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Randomize
