do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
