I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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