Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
