Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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