The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Randomize
