I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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