what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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