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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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