Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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