This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
