I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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