I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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