is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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