Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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