Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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