Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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