Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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