my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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