He is an equal opportunity slut.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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