She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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