So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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