If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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