Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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