He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
40s are totally the cure
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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