We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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