The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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