If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
