It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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