I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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