I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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