i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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