Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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