check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I died a long time ago.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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