Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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