whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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