If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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