I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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